Grandmas Say The Darndest Things

I love my Grandma, and having her around the house is always entertaining. 

Here are some of my favorite things she has said.

"I turned on the tv and the closed captioning 

was on in some weird language. Like spanish or text message"

"Teresa! Get in here and see how fat Oprah is"

"Its going to storm tonight" (I ask her how shes knows) "Because I hurt all over"